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How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
My name's Ian, I'm your average twenty-one year old, I live in Olympia, Wa.. I'm a tad bit crazy, and this is my madness..
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energy of this earth
Words simply cannot describe how much I desire lightning shows in the summers night
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He is having none of your snake shit today.
Let me just smack this poisonous snake…
Snakes can smell fear, and this guy ain’t afraid of your no leg having, scaly skinned, sissy hissing bitch ass.
Maybe I’m sleep drunk but I’m laughing at all of this way too hard
PEASANT, CALM YOUR RATCHET ASS.
what have you done to my post
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When a bullet hits a wall
That is astounding. I legitimately watched it about fifteen times before reblogging it.
this is so fucking satisfying to watch oh my god
Does anyone else hear it crash into the wall?
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Far too many people are looking for the right person, instead of trying to be the right person. By Gloria Steinem (via lofticriess)
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Zebra by Vitalik Dumyn
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@simonpegg: Me and Cumbersbumberswumbers wearing neutron cream. Before we told him it wasn’t real.
http://t.co/L4x6WaqHwc
#intodarknessOH MY GOD
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To be or not to be? Bitch I might be By William Shakespeare (via zovem-se-sjecanje)
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